ZealousGolfer.com

Think the miniature golf course is good, safe fun? Think again. On June 21st, a man came cutting through hedges which bordered the golf course using a machete. The patrons of Sir Goony's Fun Center in Chattanooga, Tennessee were frightened by the man, Paul Ralph Vandiver, who was covered in silver paint from "huffing."

However, the man wasn't scaring children without a purpose: he was searching for his pet raccoons according theChattanoogan.com. Vandiver will spend approximately one year in a workhouse.

Note to self: always have a safety plan in case of the attack of a psychotic killer out of a horror movie when playing mini-golf.